Il cornuto di Montelupo

Montel’s back in da house! What’s da assfuckathon?

Jack’s Playground 31, the superstar edition, stars the lovely Jana Cova in two delectable scenes, Devon in all her naked splendor and DP’s original contract star, Rocki Roads in brand…

Fuck dat Jack muthafucka… Dis be Montel’s International hayose o’ Poontang! Jack thinks dis be Jack TV but I calls it Montel-a-vision.

We be on numba Foh, and dis be Montel’s Wah so deal wit dat you muthafucka!

Montel n’ Dirty say if ya can’t adap, den you muss let me tippity tap dat izass.

Montel the Stunt Cock sez: “Dis one gots loads of juicy treats fo all y’allz.” I will survive!!!

Montel sez: “Don’t make me angry, I’ll get cockzilla on yo ass.”

Thugs seek a stiff $1,000,000 ransom in exchange for afro-american penis (aka Montel).

“Trick o’ treat… Jack wants to lick some pretty meat. And Montel ain’t got nuttin’ to say ’bout dat!”