Van Wylde just can’t get a break. His stepsister Rahyndee gets a huge, deluxe stretch limo-bus rented for her big day, and he gets diddly-squat. He sneaks into the limo…

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce Hermosa Azul! Cascading dark hair, entrancing eyes, unbelievable curves. This stunning woman deserves all the love, recognition, and tribute our puny bodies can…